1 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:11,121 Dietrich, what you doing? 2 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,723 You mean this? 3 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:13,990 Yeah. 4 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:16,560 It's a form of acupressure. 5 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,095 Your fingernails are Very vital pressure points. 6 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:22,131 Rubbing them can Stimulate hair growth, 7 00:00:22,155 --> 00:00:26,370 Cure insomnia, Improve sexual potency. 8 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:29,072 Arthur... 9 00:00:29,096 --> 00:00:31,641 I know we've had our Share of theoretical 10 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:34,511 And philosophical Disagreements in the past, 11 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,680 But... You're nuts, You know that? 12 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,664 That's certainly Another viewpoint. 13 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:44,320 Wojo's still out, huh? 14 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:46,423 Inside. There we go. 15 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,625 Too close to call. 16 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,326 What do you got? 17 00:00:50,350 --> 00:00:53,029 This is, uh, gilbert lesco. 18 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,364 He robbed a liquor Store over on canal. 19 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:56,966 Hi, how are you? 20 00:00:56,990 --> 00:00:58,702 Fine. 21 00:00:58,726 --> 00:01:00,704 Got a real fried Banana here, barn. 22 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,705 Drugs? 23 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,240 No, thanks. 24 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:07,911 I think he's kind of Permanently slow on the uptake. 25 00:01:07,935 --> 00:01:09,913 This is what he Used for the stickup. 26 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:19,322 Early 21st century, I'd say. 27 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:22,459 The clerk says that He's a regular customer, 28 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,728 And so everybody Just went along with it. 29 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,184 Me too. 30 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,532 He lives right next door. 31 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:31,434 I picked him up At his hotel room. 32 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,069 It's very convenient. 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,871 For us, also. 34 00:01:36,030 --> 00:01:37,262 Funny. 35 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,510 Want me to call bellevue? 36 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,446 Check him out for priors first. 37 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:44,014 Starting with this planet? 38 00:01:44,038 --> 00:01:45,215 Yep. 39 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:48,985 Okay, gilbert. Over here, sit down. 40 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:51,020 We're going to get Some more information, 41 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,656 And then you can Call your lawyer. 42 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,825 Yeah? 43 00:01:54,849 --> 00:01:56,259 Yeah, you know a lawyer? 44 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:57,861 Perry mason. 45 00:01:57,885 --> 00:02:01,097 Remember him? He was great. 46 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:05,134 Yeah. I think he retired. 47 00:02:05,158 --> 00:02:08,494 Yeah... I guess After the accident. 48 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:20,116 Oh, uh, it's sort Of an exercise. 49 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,951 Really? 50 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,820 Yeah, it's kind of Like acupuncture. 51 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:26,456 You know, it Stimulates your body. 52 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,791 I got it. 53 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,392 Captain, we got an Assault in progress. 54 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:33,162 Take harris. He could Use the fresh air. 55 00:02:33,186 --> 00:02:36,265 Dietrich, tell Barney what this is. 56 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:37,566 What? 57 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,568 You know! 58 00:02:39,592 --> 00:02:41,592 That's funny. 59 00:02:47,634 --> 00:02:49,167 Arthur! 60 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,317 Yeah. Gilbert lesco. 61 00:04:01,341 --> 00:04:03,341 I appreciate it. 62 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:12,996 I called a lawyer. 63 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:15,331 Very wise decision. 64 00:04:15,355 --> 00:04:17,723 Maybe I should have Ordered sandwiches. 65 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,074 Get thee right this way, please. 66 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,641 What? 67 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,543 Inside. 68 00:04:27,567 --> 00:04:29,345 Levitt? 69 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,380 Mr. Caleb webber, Weavertown, pennsylvania. 70 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:33,116 Mugging victim over On houston street. 71 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:34,817 Excuse me. 72 00:04:34,841 --> 00:04:37,921 Actually, sergeants harris And dietrich brought him in. 73 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,889 They stopped at the Desk for something. 74 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,158 I'd have been coming up anyway. 75 00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:43,993 I hope you didn't mind. 76 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,362 It's okay. 77 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,397 There's no need to put my Name on the final report. 78 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,887 May we? 79 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:54,337 Two punks pulled knives On mr. Webber, barn, 80 00:04:54,361 --> 00:04:56,439 In an alley just off houston. 81 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,643 Scalawags made Off with my purse, sir. 82 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,277 Scalawags. 83 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,879 He's amish, sir. 84 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,313 Thank you, levitt. 85 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:08,217 You know, captain, the People with the folksy ways. 86 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:11,554 Then they made sport of my garb. 87 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,123 That was uncalled for. 88 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,592 Uh, mr. Webber, I'm captain miller. 89 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,663 Are you in town On business, sir? 90 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:23,366 Sizing up the import Of a hay crimper. 91 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:26,157 Oh, been meaning to Price one of them myself. 92 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:31,207 Uh, we're really Sorry about all of this, 93 00:05:31,231 --> 00:05:33,643 But, uh, these things happen. 94 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,378 Here. 95 00:05:35,402 --> 00:05:36,846 Right. 96 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,448 Goodly number of Millers in weavertown. 97 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:42,185 Might you be of Amish stock yourself? 98 00:05:42,209 --> 00:05:45,021 Uh, not to my knowledge, no. 99 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,122 Just as well. 100 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:48,779 You ain't got the Hands for farming. 101 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:53,518 Doughy... Like a woman's. 102 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:58,601 Want to have a seat Over there, mr. Webber? 103 00:05:58,625 --> 00:06:00,269 We need some Further information... 104 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,471 Description of the Assailants, that sort of thing. 105 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,942 Shiftless band of rogues. That's what they were. 106 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:07,743 I'll take his statement, barn, 107 00:06:07,767 --> 00:06:09,679 Have him look Through the mug books, 108 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,663 Check out some Known ne'er-do-wells. 109 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,718 Manpower reports. 110 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:17,220 Thank you, levitt. 111 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:18,521 An unfair appraisal, sir. 112 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:19,655 Excuse me? 113 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:22,447 Concerning your Hands being womanly. 114 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:27,084 Then, again, I've never Seen their women. 115 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,670 Telephone number? 116 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,827 Ain't got one. 117 00:06:38,297 --> 00:06:40,175 Social security number. 118 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:41,833 Ain't got one. 119 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:47,350 - driver's license nu... - ain't got one. 120 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:53,590 Amish belief prohibits Any government affiliation, 121 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,726 Such as receiving Social security numbers. 122 00:06:56,750 --> 00:07:00,430 It also prohibits the use Of any technological device 123 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:03,020 Unless it's in the bible, right? 124 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,370 Then you can't drive a car? 125 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:12,141 No automobiles In the bible, sir. 126 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:15,778 Or go on an airplane? 127 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:18,714 Not in the bible. 128 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,353 No movies? 129 00:07:23,377 --> 00:07:26,188 No television? 130 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,345 No discos? 131 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:32,061 What can you people do? 132 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:35,665 Got 14 kids. 133 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:37,422 That's in the bible. 134 00:07:40,627 --> 00:07:41,937 Yeah? 135 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:45,040 Barn, I checked Lesco for priors. 136 00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:46,042 And? 137 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,644 The guy's a pro. 138 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:52,448 24 arrests, 3 convictions, And look what they're for. 139 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:57,787 Banks, the diamond Exchange, museum? 140 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,389 He was a real big-leaguer. 141 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,525 He seems to have Lost his fastball. 142 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:04,927 Well, the hotel he stays at, 143 00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:08,498 I found out it's a halfway House for mental patients. 144 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,299 Oh. 145 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,468 Sort of a waldorf hysteria. 146 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:18,596 Well, harris does it. 147 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,368 Happy thanksgiving. 148 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,706 Isn't it? 149 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,688 Mr. Lesco. 150 00:08:32,712 --> 00:08:35,692 Nice day, huh? 151 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,993 Very. 152 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,730 Mr. Lesco, we've been Reviewing your criminal record... 153 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,220 A lot of good stuff. 154 00:08:45,057 --> 00:08:46,891 Very impressive... 155 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:50,939 Which is why we're A bit confused. 156 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:52,497 Me too. 157 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:55,711 Mr. Lesco, how long Have you been living 158 00:08:55,735 --> 00:08:58,381 At the, uh, hotel? 159 00:08:58,405 --> 00:09:00,916 You mean the nuthouse. 160 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,051 If you prefer. 161 00:09:03,075 --> 00:09:05,955 I guess ever since The operation. 162 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,823 Operation? 163 00:09:07,847 --> 00:09:09,981 I got an amygdalotomy. 164 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,585 Look out. 165 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:16,821 It's not pretty. 166 00:09:18,792 --> 00:09:21,870 Amygdalotomy is a recent Neurological technique. 167 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:25,073 It's a more sophisticated Version of a lobotomy. 168 00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:29,044 Electric current is introduced Through holes in the skull 169 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,780 To cauterize and Destroy nerve cells 170 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,250 In the limbic Region of the brain. 171 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:37,553 This enables the surgeon To alter or control 172 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,178 One or more aspects of behavior. 173 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,451 Anybody catch "Lucy" last night? 174 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,465 Beats the hell Out of this topic. 175 00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:51,934 Uh, you mean they drill a hole? 176 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:53,202 Mm-hmm. 177 00:09:53,226 --> 00:09:55,304 Uh, look, call the place. 178 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,672 See if there's anybody in Charge who can come down. 179 00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:57,696 Right. 180 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,577 Shalom. 181 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,268 Howdy. 182 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,220 Oh, my goodness. 183 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,057 Arnold ripner. Still Attorney-at-law? 184 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:16,092 Afternoon, harris. 185 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:19,728 You come to see a client Or just hoping to get lucky? 186 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:21,830 I represent gilbert lesco. 187 00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,322 There he is, laying over there. 188 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:32,375 Gilbert... You robbed A liquor store? 189 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,399 Slumming, huh? 190 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,813 Arnold. 191 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:40,149 Of course it's arnold. 192 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:42,452 I was pretty sure. 193 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:46,222 Look, I came as soon As I got your message. 194 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,291 I called as soon as I could. 195 00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,493 Wojo: hey, arnold. 196 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,027 What did you do to him? 197 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,161 Nothing. 198 00:10:53,185 --> 00:10:55,230 You must have Beaten him senseless! 199 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,522 He came that way. 200 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,470 What is it with you people? 201 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,173 The last time I came In, my client was dead. 202 00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:07,042 This time he's a vegetable. 203 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:10,279 I thought you said You called an attorney. 204 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,081 Mr. Lesco says he Had an operation. 205 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:14,917 Operation? What do you mean? 206 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,219 It's kind of technical. 207 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:17,986 Well, what kind of operation? 208 00:11:18,010 --> 00:11:21,156 An, um, um... Wing it. 209 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:23,848 I knew it was thanksgiving. 210 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,400 So the operation was when? 211 00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:34,003 Oh, a while ago, I guess. 212 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,593 A year and a half? 213 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,641 I have trouble with dates. 214 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,743 Which you never Had before, right? 215 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,778 I've always had Trouble with dates. 216 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,281 Come on, cooperate. 217 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,283 Eight years I have Known this man 218 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:49,885 And never once has he Missed an appointment! 219 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,055 Getting clarified, arnold? 220 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:57,025 I didn't think this Could happen in america. 221 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,762 You're satisfied we're In no way responsible 222 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:01,196 For mr. Lesco's condition? 223 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,200 I think we are all Responsible, captain, 224 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,702 For allowing this to happen! 225 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:12,675 When I think of The irreversible... 226 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:15,311 Mutilation... 227 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:19,649 The pain and suffering, The loss of income. 228 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,185 You warming up for A lawsuit, arnold? 229 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:23,319 Damn right. 230 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,653 When I knew this man, 231 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,856 He was a vicious, Productive criminal! 232 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,659 Now he can hardly put Two words together, right? 233 00:12:29,683 --> 00:12:31,093 Huh? 234 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:32,828 Hold that thought. 235 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:34,785 Good luck, arnold. 236 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:40,035 Funny, huh? 237 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,804 What's that? 238 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,061 It not being my fault. 239 00:12:45,898 --> 00:12:47,776 Usually when things Blow up around here, 240 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:50,012 It's 'cause of something I did or something I said. 241 00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,747 I'm right in the Middle of the mess. 242 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,617 Hey, this situation, you've Got nothing to apologize for. 243 00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,185 It's got nothing to do with you. 244 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,908 Guess not. 245 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,613 I'm sorry. That's the way it is. 246 00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,301 No luck? 247 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:14,703 No, sir. 248 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:17,105 Well, we'll keep your Information on file. 249 00:13:17,129 --> 00:13:19,207 Other than that, You're free to go. 250 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,209 - sergeant harris? - yeah. 251 00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:24,936 Healthy walk back to weavertown. 252 00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:30,653 Ain't got no money, No train ticket. 253 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:34,590 Oh, you know anyone Here in the city? 254 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,192 No, thank you. 255 00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:39,395 Well, why don't you call home, 256 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,897 Have someone wire You some money? 257 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,233 On that? 258 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:46,902 Yeah. On that. 259 00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:50,339 No telephones in the bible, sir. 260 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,175 Isn't that just direct dialing? 261 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,413 Oh, hey, look, 262 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,914 I'm really trying to help you, 263 00:13:58,938 --> 00:14:01,149 But you got to meet me halfway. 264 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,420 Say, 1900? 265 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,324 Look, consider it an emergency. 266 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,059 I suppose I could bend a little. 267 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,617 Good. 268 00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:20,258 Do you know anybody Else who's got a phone? 269 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,728 Have a seat. 270 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,177 Can I help you? 271 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,146 I'm dr. Milton prentice. 272 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,516 And you're... A cop. 273 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,452 I understand you're holding A mr. Gilbert lesco here. 274 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,853 He's over there. 275 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,954 Well, thank you. 276 00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,557 Part of the job. 277 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,393 Gilbert? 278 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:46,061 What's up, doc? 279 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,667 Who is this? 280 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,368 Dr. Milton prentice. 281 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,937 Prentice, the surgeon? 282 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,272 I would have come sooner, 283 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:58,106 But I had some things to Finish up at the hospital. 284 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,476 Picking up a few more dollars 285 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,378 In that chamber of horrors 286 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,014 You laughingly call An operating room? 287 00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,650 I take it you're an attorney. 288 00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:11,720 Arnold ripner. Mr. Lesco is my client. 289 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,088 He's my patient. 290 00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:15,958 Right. The ice pick cometh. 291 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:17,760 Could we save the histrionics? 292 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,428 I will for court. 293 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,864 I should have known you Vultures in the legal business... 294 00:15:21,888 --> 00:15:24,533 Vultures? Well, coming From dr. Demento... 295 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,402 Just one minute... 296 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,103 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's lighten up here. 297 00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,438 I'll meet you in court! 298 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,540 Let's just take it easy, huh? 299 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,897 I didn't do it. 300 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,646 I'm captain miller, mr., uh... 301 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:40,449 Dr. Milton prentice. Mr. Lesco is under my care. 302 00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,917 I see. 303 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,953 Captain, may I inquire as to Why mr. Lesco's being held? 304 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,689 He was arrested for robbery. 305 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,791 Oh, no, no, captain. 306 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,259 He doesn't do that anymore. 307 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,761 You mean he doesn't Get away with it anymore. 308 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,497 The man was a genius! 309 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:57,399 You've turned him into a Side dish, for god's sake! 310 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,668 The procedure Performed on mr. Lesco 311 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,236 Was psychologically imperative. 312 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,838 He was severely schizophrenic, 313 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,841 Subject to violent Outbursts of rage. 314 00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,477 He also had Obsessive-compulsive tendencies 315 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,045 Which manifested themselves 316 00:16:10,069 --> 00:16:12,247 In an uncontrollable Urge to steal. 317 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,516 A marketable skill. 318 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,518 All right, arnold. 319 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,185 Every other method was tried... 320 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,187 Thorazine, other Drugs, shock therapy. 321 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,289 This procedure was Simply the last resort. 322 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,692 It's "Cuckoo's Nest" all over again! 323 00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,694 Yeah, I saw that. 324 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,718 I had raisinets. 325 00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:33,536 Captain, if mr. Lesco could Be released into my custody, 326 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,838 I would assume Full responsibility. 327 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:37,172 What are you going to do... 328 00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:38,541 Make a few more alterations, 329 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,942 Take in his lobes a little? 330 00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,177 Now, the two of you, Let's just hold it down. 331 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,547 Doctor, there's still the Matter of the robbery charge. 332 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,181 Captain, to put Him back into jail 333 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,850 Would be signing His death warrant. 334 00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,818 Mr. Lesco simply Couldn't survive there 335 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,021 In his present state Of... Tranquility. 336 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:57,392 Listen, you turn him Over to this... Maniac, 337 00:16:57,416 --> 00:16:58,861 And I will hold not only you 338 00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,629 But the entire police department 339 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,998 And the city of new york Personally responsible! 340 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,767 Wojo, have you Contacted the owner 341 00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:05,801 Of the liquor store yet? 342 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:09,237 Uh, no, but maybe He's there now. 343 00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:13,976 In the meantime, can we just Relax a moment, gentlemen? 344 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,901 Shall we go to neutral corners? 345 00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:20,738 Thank you. 346 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:31,426 It's so noisy out there. 347 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,528 Glad you found refuge. 348 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,899 Got a problem with American gothic. 349 00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:39,401 I take it you're Referring to mr. Webber? 350 00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:41,636 Barney, he has no Way to get home. 351 00:17:41,660 --> 00:17:44,840 He can't use the telephone, He won't send a telegram. 352 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:47,443 I mean, the man is Absolutely primitive. 353 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,478 There must be some way of Getting him back to pennsylvania 354 00:17:50,502 --> 00:17:52,547 Without violating His religious tenets. 355 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,016 I mean, there's, uh... 356 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,940 I wish I had my own room. 357 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,791 Listen, I'm not going To be here forever. 358 00:18:01,815 --> 00:18:02,791 You know, who knows? 359 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,193 Oh, hey, look, barney. 360 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,729 I mean, I wasn't talking About your office specifically. 361 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:09,197 Well, why not? I mean, you Know, if you make captain. 362 00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,033 Ha. "If." 363 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,304 Hi. 364 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:21,076 Those plate-glass dandies Have been really raising cain. 365 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,446 Yeah, I just want To get out of here. 366 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,883 Got fields need tending, myself. 367 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:30,552 Fields? You a farmer. 368 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,787 Yep. 369 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,143 I'm not. 370 00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,558 What's it like? 371 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:37,793 Hmm? 372 00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:39,462 Farming? 373 00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:44,633 Work hard... Up early, Milk the cows, bail some hay, 374 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,603 Maybe plow an acre or two. 375 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,538 Then what? 376 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,540 Breakfast. 377 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:55,478 I guess it keeps You pretty busy. 378 00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:58,280 Don't like a lot Of lollygagging. 379 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,948 Yeah. 380 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:03,407 After a while, it Ain't that great. 381 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,724 Don't you understand? 382 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,394 Mr. Lesco had become incapable Of functioning anywhere 383 00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:15,430 But in the back ward Of a mental institution. 384 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,066 We could have dumped him There. Instead, we tried to help. 385 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:21,837 Help? By turning his brain Into cerebral succotash? 386 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,506 Or maybe you think It would be better 387 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,608 Just to take him out and Put a bullet in his head. 388 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,843 Maybe it would! 389 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,534 No offense. 390 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,948 Yeah? 391 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,383 Oh, uh, uh... 392 00:19:35,407 --> 00:19:37,686 I called the owner Of the liquor store, 393 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,155 And I explained an Amygdalotomy to him, 394 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,858 And he said they're not Going to press charges. 395 00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,860 Then I'll just take Mr. Lesco along with me. 396 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,628 Haven't you been listening? 397 00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,320 Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. 398 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,403 Mr. Lesco, there's been A lot of discussion here 399 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,770 Back and forth. 400 00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,640 Dr. Prentice wants to take You under his supervision. 401 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,410 Mr. Ripner obviously Has some other ideas. 402 00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:04,346 Surely you must have Some feelings in the matter. 403 00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,569 Huh? 404 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,452 What do you want to do? 405 00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:12,721 I want to go to the farm. 406 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,492 Farm? What farm? What about the lawsuit? 407 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,327 What lawsuit? 408 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,963 Mr. Ripner thinks I've Injured you, gilbert. 409 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:22,464 Now, do you think that? 410 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,733 The way you are Now, are you unhappy? 411 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,435 No. 412 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,536 Good. 413 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,439 I'm not happy, either. 414 00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,741 I'm not anything. 415 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,532 Mostly I'm just... Here. 416 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,538 Look, as it stands 417 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:45,687 My caseload is crushing. 418 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:48,890 So, for the time being, 419 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,926 I'll forget about Any legal action. 420 00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:55,764 He wouldn't know what to Do with the money anyway. 421 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,499 But you, 422 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,302 You try and dig your way Back into that man's brain again, 423 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,571 And I will slap you with An injunction so fast, 424 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,805 It'll make your head spin! 425 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,741 And that I will do for free... 426 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:09,066 Because he's a friend of mine! 427 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,349 May I leave now, captain? 428 00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:17,886 Appreciate your Cooperation, doctor. 429 00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,154 Gilbert... 430 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:22,624 I'll drop by in a few Days to look in on you. 431 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:24,848 I meant we'll talk! 432 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,966 You know, captain... 433 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,636 I'm not some... Evil madman 434 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,306 Bent on destroying People's souls. 435 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,996 No one is judging you. 436 00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:43,767 Very funny. 437 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,785 Listen, gil, you take Care of yourself. 438 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,053 Stay out of trouble, okay? 439 00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,922 Thanks, arnold... 440 00:21:53,946 --> 00:21:56,625 For whatever you Were doing here. 441 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,482 Sure. 442 00:22:00,118 --> 00:22:02,319 Goodbye, captain. 443 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,202 For free, arnold? 444 00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:09,471 Oh, yeah, well, I, uh... 445 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,075 I-I kind of got caught up In the heat of the moment. 446 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,444 Still, that was quite a gesture. 447 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:16,645 That's an opinion. 448 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:21,150 I mean, it might even Be described as... Noble. 449 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:24,308 Watch it! That could be slander! 450 00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,360 Mr. Lesco, you're free to go. 451 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,829 Wojo, you want to give Him a run back to the hotel? 452 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:35,297 Sure. 453 00:22:35,321 --> 00:22:38,500 If he's of a mind to, Captain, I'll walk him back. 454 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,001 Yeah. 455 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,471 That's mighty neighborly of you. 456 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,074 Sorry to have kept you so long. 457 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,676 Patient waiting is Often the highest way 458 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,244 Of doing god's will. 459 00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:51,046 That's very wise. 460 00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,537 Don't make the walk no shorter. 461 00:22:54,973 --> 00:22:56,918 You won't have to walk Back to pennsylvania. 462 00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:58,086 Got no choice. 463 00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,421 Well, we'll be glad To lend you the... 464 00:22:59,445 --> 00:23:01,956 Can't be beholden To no outsiders. 465 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:03,614 Not even a miller? 466 00:23:05,451 --> 00:23:09,986 Okay, uh, can you Sign it right there? 467 00:23:13,126 --> 00:23:14,503 Thanks. 468 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,905 Okay. Um... 469 00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:22,210 What I said back there about You being better off dead, 470 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,879 I had no right. 471 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:28,717 Hey, I appreciate the interest. 472 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:33,322 Your $20 will be back next week. 473 00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:35,424 - sergeant harris. - mr. Webber. 474 00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,592 Give my regards to your family, 475 00:23:37,616 --> 00:23:40,895 If you can find the time. 476 00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:43,698 Mr. Lesco, are you ready? 477 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:44,966 Yeah. 478 00:23:44,990 --> 00:23:47,536 You really get up Every morning at 4:30? 479 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,538 Rain or shine. 480 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:51,406 What about sleep? 481 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,942 Intermittent. 482 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:55,399 I'm going. 483 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:11,527 Guess our remedies ain't Quite progressed like yours. 484 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:16,297 Afraid you caught our Society on a bad day. 485 00:24:16,321 --> 00:24:18,199 No need to apologize. 486 00:24:18,223 --> 00:24:20,791 Just stay the hell away from us. 487 00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:30,401 I think you can Kiss off the $20.